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[求医问药] 买彩票的时候一边选号一边射精

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楼主真汉子!你一说对着卖彩票的手淫我就立马想起我家楼下卖彩票的老太太··要是让我对她手淫··JJ会被撸到血流成河··

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强人啊,这种方法都想得出来,那大姐问不出来精液的味道么?

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有点那个什么,比较牛逼,我只在床上才会有这种感觉

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楼主强人啊,要是被发现是肯定走不了的!场面无法想象的尴尬

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这个办法很好,不过在公车上我碰到一个女孩叫过一次,你把水弄到我身上了,不知是不是有男士射精了.

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LZ牛人,小心被发现了把你JJ给割了

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你这也太悲剧了- -
万一有监控怎么办?

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小心被抓到,告你性骚扰!

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小心呀,每次都走火,容易歇火的,慎重一些才好。

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直接按倒她,日她的比,你会感觉更爽!之后你再去买彩票,就不用手了

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