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晦涩的笑话

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晦涩的笑话

话说有船触礁沉没,一群男人和一个女人漂到了一个荒岛上,没有人来救援,他们只好在岛上等啊等。
一个月后女人自杀了,她觉得过去的这一个月太恶心了;
又一个月后男人们把她埋了,他们觉得刚过去的这一个月太恶心了;
再一个月后男人们又把她给挖出来了,他们觉得刚过去的这一个月太恶心了;
再再一个月后上帝让女人又复活了,他觉得过去的这几个月实在太恶心了。


聪明的你明白了吗?

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看完了你的帖子我准备去和我的妞恶心去了.
你明白了吗?

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呵呵,绝对经典,支持你楼主!:s_13:

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